I obsess over space.


dennys:

~wisdom~


jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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420kawaii:

420kawaii:

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keep yerr hands off me formula 

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fuk u crabs

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I’m ready 

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merowre

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bestdad2013:

asexual? no you misheard me, i’m 'eh?'sexual, i’m only attracted to canadians

Via Chill


rumour:

*logs in to tumblr*image

Via okay

(Source: pokem8)







havocados:

basedgaben:

My dad credits this as his favorite photo of me.

When I was younger, I was very socially anxious. I hated crowds, hated attention, hated being up on stage. In preschool there was this little Halloween show that we put on, and man, I did not want to do that shit, let me tell you. All those parents watching me sing some stupid song? Nah, that ain’t me.

But I was forced to, and I was pissed about it. My dad was in the audience, taking pictures and enjoying the show. In that moment, I swear, my tiny four year old was pure rage and resentment. I felt the word “fuck” years before I knew what it was.

My dad pointed the camera at me, and I turned, and I looked. I gave him the look that summed up all the anger, all the absolute fury that was brewing inside me. He says that he had never before seen such a perfect depiction of total and complete hatred. In his four year old son.

To this day whenever I get pissed, he calls me “Buzz Lightyear”.

I felt the word “fuck” years before I knew what it was.


souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania)

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sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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wtf-fun-factss:

Sally Ride, the first American woman in space  - WTF fun facts




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suctioning:

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